To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What does an evil hen lay?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Which relative loves rice?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why was the mime upset?
How do snowmen get information?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why are the mountains so tired?