What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
