Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call an old snowman?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?