What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What words make the best athletes?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?