Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What does winter fat turn into?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What name sounds like the past tense?
