Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
The museum curator needed a break.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which computer won the talent show?