Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?