Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
How do you make a cow float?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are winter days great?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?