Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?