What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What was the first animal in space?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What bird is always sad?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?