What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
