What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?