What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?