What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the most faithful insect?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?