What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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How do fireflies start a race?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which cats love to be petted?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's the holiest insect?
Why do diners never serve lobster?