What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's the most masculine animal?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
