What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
