What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is the smallest lion?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do you organize a space party?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?