What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?