What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Which cats have the best manners?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?