Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?