What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the mime upset?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?