What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?