Which computer won the talent show?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How do billboards talk?
The museum curator needed a break.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?