How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?