What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?