What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What shape has a knighthood?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a henway?