What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Families are like fudge.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?