What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?