Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do elves learn in school?
