Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do fish use for glasses?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?