What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How does the sun listen to music?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How do locomotives know where to go?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How did the toad die?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?