My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
