What do ducks have for lunch?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?