What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?