Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What building always gets stains on it?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?