What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do kids love theater classes?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?