What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do naked fish play with?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How does a taco bless the table?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
