What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?