Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?