Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why was the cat so small?
What is the smallest lion?
Where do horses reside?
What color are all the books in the library?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which tree can't stop crying?