Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
