Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do cows go to New York?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the mirror cross the road?