Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How is life like toilet paper?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which family member has tusks?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?