What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did summer say to spring?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What school subject really rocks?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?