What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where do chips wear socks?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?