What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What sweet treat never panics?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
