What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where do actors go to pray?