What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What a re-leaf!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How does a taco bless the table?
I'm not a bad putter.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of music do planets like?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?