What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What a re-leaf!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
