Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Which singer could always break a five?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are goats so funny?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?