What's the noisiest food?
Onion RINGS!
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do cats wear to work?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
