How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What game do mice love to play?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?