What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What makes a glow worm glow?
