What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What school subject really rocks?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?