Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How do you get straight A's?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?