Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?