What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?