Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?