Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do cows go to New York?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the bee sad?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?