Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
