Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?