Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What does Santa order at the bar?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which insect is the smartest?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a small mom?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
