What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is the coolest country?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What insect runs away from everything?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?