What is a cow's dream job?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?