What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why was the bee sad?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do fairies always drink?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?