What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do you make a bandstand?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?