Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
They have the best space stationery.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
When do cows get tired?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why is money so stubborn?