Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How long will dinner be?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Families are like fudge.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do little fish love to play with?
What kind of money do fishermen make?