Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
They have the best space stationery.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What fish sings the best?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?