Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a small mom?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?