Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which fly makes films?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is the biggest ant in the world?