Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do fish do at parades?
What's the most determined bird?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?