Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What color are all the books in the library?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How can you farm during the winter?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?