Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the fish blush?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?