Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
I broke my finger!
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the lamb cross the road?