Where does water do all its banking?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Which insect is the smartest?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?