Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do bees buzz?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?