Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What birds make average students?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?