Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?