Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a short cow?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?