What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What animals make the best students?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How do snowmen get information?
