What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do two skunks argue?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
