What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?