Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
