What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do bees buzz?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the confused bee say?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?