How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Where do hamsters come from?