Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?