Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do bees buzz?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the confused bee say?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?