How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?