Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the sardine call the submarine?