What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?