What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?