Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?