Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do bears keep cool?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the cat so small?
Which singer could always break a five?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?