What tree has the most bark?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?