Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What are you studying in math?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?