Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?