Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How was the wedding?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the frog starve?
