Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do Scottish toads play?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How does one gelatin greet another?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?