What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?