What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What makes a glow worm glow?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?