What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do you wash a lamb?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
