What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
It's Crowded!
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?