What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How are teens like cats?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
