What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?