Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?