Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where would you find an elephant?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How do amoebas make calls?