Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What animal knows kung fu?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?