Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What animal floats best?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?