Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What day do hands always go to church?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?