Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
