What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did autumn say to summer?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?