What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.