What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How did the toad die?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?