What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the richest basketball team?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
