What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What country has the most fish?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?