What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How do you make a cow float?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?