What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did electricity win the race?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?