What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
