What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?