What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's the most determined bird?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is the smallest lion?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?