What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where was Noah born?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?