What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do fish do at parades?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was the fabric always laughing?