What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?