Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do bees buzz?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?