Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
When should baseball players wear armor?