Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
