Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do ants go to eat?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
It's Crowded!
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?