What do you give a sick pig?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why didn't the melons get married?