What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which family member has tusks?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?