What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What day is your mom always right?
What condiment has wings?
What's a tornado's favorite game?