What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a henway?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do stars go to college?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do football players deal with their problems?