Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?