What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do nosey peppers do?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
