Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where do ants go to eat?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?