Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which is the worst season?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
