How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?