Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the confused bee say?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?