What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the waiter ask the frog?