What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which fly makes films?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What day never takes itself seriously?