What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What does a panda ghost say?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do some people love eating snails?