What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do you raise a baby elephant?