My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What was the first animal in space?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?