Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
If you need help building an ark...
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
