What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where does water do all its banking?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?