What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
