Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do fish use for glasses?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
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