What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
