What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What cartoon character loves insects?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which is the worst season?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a very small Valentine?