Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?