Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What animal floats best?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
