What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How do you arrest a pig?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where do books sleep?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
