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Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
I'm not a bad putter.
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If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
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What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?