What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do cats wear to work?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?