How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
By using pup-pets!
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What condiment has wings?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do bees chew?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What part of a football field is never the same?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?