What type of animal does well in the cold?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?